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Priorities

by Ben Van on August 30, 2011

During the Second World War, Winston Churchill’s finance minister said Britain should cut arts funding to support the war effort.

Churchill’s response: “Then what are we fighting for?”

 

Show some cube.

 

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Vanish on iTunes (LINK WORKS NOW)

by Ben Van on May 13, 2011

We’re certain this is the first sign of the apocalypse. The Vanish Old Time Radio is sitting pretty in iTunes. Check it out here. The episodes and subscription is all free for you Vaniards out there. If the spirit moves you, we’d love it if you left a rating and comment. We’ll brace ourselves. Thanks again. Now check this:

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Here’s Looking at You, Vaniards

by Ben Van on April 26, 2011

To the crew at Mayo Foundation for Medical Education and Research. Let us know when we need to cough.

To the ladies down at Spectrum services. Be still our beating hearts!

To our Canadian allies. Come on down and enjoy sunny Minnesota when you have a chance.

To the Mothman Professor. Our intense emotions are distorting our memory.

To the crew at The Strip Club Meat and Fish. Your delicious steaks inspire us to make movies…about steaks.

To our Vanish Old Time Radio call-ins. Thanks for the booty and not-so-booty calls.

To our Italian listeners. We’ll trade you some Grainbelt Premium for some red wine.

To the Wisconsin crew at Andis Company. My hound dog needs some biscuits!

To the Minneapolis Underground Film Festival. We concur that big screens are nice.

To the radio show sponsors. Thanks for the complementary Kazoo pants and bucket bamboo shoots.

To the Dubliner. Your popcorn and Guinness are the best thing since toaster strudel.

To our viewers at Concordia University in St. Paul. Hell, at least you’re not in Moorhead.

To the legend known as “The Dane.” The preacher did it – case closed – I’m out!

To Big Baby Titan. I appreciate your wide eyes and confused looks when we FaceTime.

To Spindrift. You should offer Mike’s solo cover of “Afternoon Delight” for the Twins 7th inning stretch.

To our secret admirer at the New Jersey Department of Transportation. We thought the flowers were lovely.

To our friends at Dennis Kirk. Ride motorcycles or die tryin.

To the French Vanish Resistance. Leave us a message in French and we’ll translate to our own liking.

To the Legends. Thanks for watching yourselves at least 3 times a week.

To the Danish 10 Gallon Gang. It’s all about respect.

To the Rock Solid crew. Don’t try to talk shop when me and Mike are talking shop!

To the Denver Dre. Why don’t you get married? Helllll yeah!

To our friend Wally. Thanks for putting a smile on Lisa’s face.

To all of you reading this post. Show some cube.

And now ladies and gentleman, the human beat box…

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Stupid Explosion Scenes Pt. II

by Ben Van on April 19, 2011

In the last Vanish Old Time Radio episode we vented our frustration with slow-mo walking scenes with explosions in the background. I believe the following clip says it better than we ever could.

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To Our Russian Brothers and Sisters

by Ben Van on March 10, 2011

The Russian Revolution will be analyzed!  Da!  Our analytics shows that Russia has some interest in the Vanish Old Time Radio. We’re flattered. We also pride ourselves on being good hosts. For all you Americans, we’ve provided the crazy woman speaking in tongues. For our comrades in India, we’ve provided Little Superstar. Now, for our Russian allies, we’re providing this little slice of joy. Da! DIY! Da!

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Vanish Old Time Radio #29

by Ben Van on February 20, 2011

Gut checks, first time callers, Valhalla Rising, the Sheiks, and Middle Class Rut

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Warts and All

by Ben Van on February 16, 2011

My friend Lisa and her daughter were recently listening to the Vanish Old Time Radio show. Her daughter turned to her.

“Do you love your friends?”

“Yes I do,” Lisa responded.

“Good. Because they are really weird.”

Sounds about right. We laugh as we criticize ourselves. I can’t finish a sentence to save my life. Mike thinks his laugh sounds too high-pitched.  We constantly interrupt each other. We can’t keep a consistent microphone volume level because we move when we talk. We have a ton of inside jokes. And on it goes…

But the number of listeners are growing. And we’ve never felt more comfortable about the show and Vanish as a whole. It’s who we are, warts and all.

Welcome to our weird little world.  Show some cube.

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Vanish Old Time Radio #28

by Ben Van on February 8, 2011

Oscars, 7 action up, Grinderman, and Tallahatchie blues

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Vanish Old Time Radio #27

by Ben Van on January 16, 2011

Ghost hunters, chow mein, The Town, Southern kisses and Holly Golightly.

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Vanish Old Time Radio #26

by Ben Van on December 30, 2010

Film festival recap, Mars bubbles, Film School reality, Skippy Whippy, and A Silent Film

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Vanish Old Time Radio #25

by Ben Van on December 3, 2010

The Return, MUFF, cheese blocks, and Louis Barbeque

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Vanish Old Time Radio #24

by Ben Van on August 3, 2010

New Developments and Lightnin’ takes us out.

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Vanish Old Time Radio #23

by Ben Van on July 27, 2010

Fly on the wall, Flintstone Ciggys, Cyrus, Mamie and musical confessions

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Vanish Old Time Radio #22

by Ben Van on July 7, 2010

Don’t call me Surely, Blue Blades, the Awful Bones, Tiger Rags, and Roy Orbison

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Vanish Old Time Radio #21

by Ben Van on June 29, 2010

Film loss, hair cream, Freddy’s Revenge, Trouble Trouble and Tom Waits

(Sorry about the audio interference. DIY!)

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Vanish Old Time Radio #19

by Ben Van on June 15, 2010

Film rebels, Lenny Bruce, The Messengers, Malted Milk and singing crickets

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